wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

mouseparty:

• putting jeans on after a shower
• asking your parents for money
• opening plastic packaging
• parking
• telling someone you have a crush on them

thepolyvorecollection:

I’ve Missed You by kimds1 featuring a body moisturizer

thepolyvorecollection:

mother natures calling by kaygavas featuring a moisturizing face mask

thepolyvorecollection:

skyscraper. by jesicacecillia featuring ankle wrap shoes

odori - masuko jo

thesmuggledplum:

classic

mylambsellscondos:

• Songs to Cry to While Playing Beer Pong with Your Bros

• I Will Fuck the Sun

• Dude? Wait, Whaaaaaa???aaa?!?!

• Sriracha

• This Kinda Sounds Like the Los Lonely Boys, but Actually Sounds Nothing Like the Los Lonely Boys. This Largely Being Due to the Fact that it is Humanly Impossible to Make Anything Remotely Close to as Shitty Sounding as the Fucking Los Lonely Boys (Do You Guys Remember that One Song? Cause I Randomly Did and I don’t Know Why…)

• Pho King

• White People (Ugh)

• xEltonCorex